Amaris Ketcham, Faculty Advisor
In 5 words or less, describe what you’d do if confronted with a bear wearing a pirate hat wielding a roll of duct tape. Lament holding a honey jar.
What is your favorite work of art? The Dante’s Inferno Exhibit at the Smithsonian National Museum of African Art.
What is your most irrational fear? Waking up on a Saturday morning to an unexpected phone call from Will Shortz.
Caitlin Carcerano, Editor in Chief
What is your favorite childhood vacation spot? San Diego, California. It’s also my dream home.
Favorite restaurant/food? My favorite restaurant is Annapurna’s on Sliver and Yale, and my favorite food is hummus.
What is your favorite work of art? This is so hard, because I want to go through each art movement and name a piece I like, but I’ll narrow it down to just one. My favorite work of art is The Birth of Venus by Sandro Botticelli.
Kimberly Mitchell, Managing Editor
Mac or PC? Mac
In 5 words or less, describe what you’d do if confronted with a bear wearing a pirate hat wielding a roll of duct tape. (wait, am I wearing the pirate hat and wielding a roll of duct tape, or is the bear? And is it the hat wielding the duct tape, or me/the bear? Irrelevant, I know, but now I’m just curious what mental image I need to match this with.) Answer: Offer it honey, yelling “Pooh!”
Jedi or Sith? Gray Jedi (It’s a thing. Trust me.)
Michael Andrews, Digital Editor
Jedi or Sith? Jedi, for the win.
Which author (dead or alive) would you want to have dinner with? Tolkien, that wonderful ol’ writer him.
In 5 words or less, describe what you’d do if confronted with a bear wearing a pirate hat wielding a roll of duct tape. Use a shark. Shark > Bear
Kara Filipas, Office Manager
Mac or PC? PC, though I have had to learn to be savvy with both
In 5 words or less, describe what you’d do if confronted with a bear wearing a pirate hat wielding a roll of duct tape. Ask “where is the party?”
Which author, (dead or alive), would you want to have dinner with? Clive Barker
Mia Coleman
What’s your Hogwarts house? Ravenclaw!
Which author (dead or alive) would you want to have dinner with? J.K. Rowling, because that’s the most magical dinner I can think of.
Jedi or Sith? Yoda. Obviously.
Jenn Diaz
Mac or PC? Mac
What’s your Hogwarts house? Slytherin
Favorite restaurant/food? My Favorite restaurant is Annapurna’s World Vegetarian Café!
Madison Holden
In 5 words or less, describe what you’d do if confronted with a bear wearing a pirate hat wielding a roll of duct tape. Gas Powered Stick. Unlimited Gas
What’s your Hogwarts house? Ravenclaw!
Jedi or Sith? Jedi fo sho.
Lauren Hutchinson
Mac or PC? Macaroni
What is your favorite childhood vacation spot? Shiptrap Island
In 5 words or less, describe what you’d do if confronted with a bear wearing a pirate hat wielding a roll of duct tape. Summon Beyoncé.
Jillian Kovach
Mac or PC? I’M A PC AND I’M PROUD. I’M A PC AND I’M PROUD!
What’s your Hogwarts house? Hufflepuff!
Which author (dead or alive) would you want to have dinner with? Interpreting “author” as any writer, I’d have to say either William Shakespeare (because I mean, come on) or Sophocles (I have many questions about “Antigone” that need answers).
Melissa Krukar
Mac or PC? PC
Favorite restaurant/food? Steak fingers fron El Charritos.
What is your favorite work of design? The Scribendi shirt I’m wearing. Ask me how to get your own today!
Alexandra Magel
In 5 words or less, describe what you’d do if confronted with a bear wearing a pirate hat wielding a roll of duct tape. “That you, We Bare Bears?”
Which author, (dead or alive), would you want to have dinner with? Terry Pratchett
Jedi or Sith? Jedi! The Sith are drama queens.
Kelsey Mayne
Mac or PC? Mac
Which author (dead or alive) would you want to have dinner with? Anne Lamot. I’m pretty sure she would get drunk on wine and give me hysterically sarcastic life advice.
What is your most irrational fear? Moths. I most certainly scream whenever one gets close to me.
Sam Roberts
Mac or PC? Linux, wooyeah hoo hoo! No, but actually, C64
Favorite restaurant/food? I’m a cheeseburger guy. Gimme a cheeseburger, any cheeseburger really, and I’ll graciously devour it. Unless it’s like… McDonald’s…
In 5 words or less, describe what you’d do if confronted with a bear wearing a pirate hat wielding a roll of duct tape. Me + Bear = 🙂
David Rodriguez
What is your favorite childhood vacation spot? Wherever my oh-so-dysfunctional-and-oh-so-loving family is! They’re the best!
In 5 words or less, describe what you’d do if confronted with a bear wearing a pirate hat wielding a roll of duct tape. Ah! XD What should I do?? [Chomp!] (Get it? I couldn’t decide what to do in 5 words, soooo I’m dead.)
Favorite restaurant/food? Mexican! It reminds me of my childhood – when life was simple and all I had to do was eat, sleep, and poop.
Jesse Yelvington
What’s your Hogwarts house? Hufflepuff
Jedi or Sith? Emotion, yet peace.
Ignorance, yet knowledge.
Passion, yet serenity.
Chaos, yet harmony.
Death, yet the Force.
(Jedi)
What is your favorite work of art? Saturno devorando a su hijo (Saturn Eating His Son) and all the other Black Paintings by Francisco Goya.